If I was a hobbit I would look like this.
Do hobbit women have hairy feet?
We like this , yesssss ,my precious, we do.
Ha ha ha, you are perhaps a cuter and more charming Hobbit than Bilbo. But tell me, would you still bet Smeagol/Gollum in a game of riddles, or with somethin' else?
You would be such a lovely Hobbit. XD Merry Christmas!